Beard Withdrawal Symptoms September 24, 2008
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Now, considering the beard-crazy nature of this blog and this group of women, it naturally follows that some ‘interesting’ encounters have occurred between them and Beards. The following is a simple example of the consequences faced when delving so deeply into the matter of Beardhood. Take into consideration that Beards are quite a rarity in this neighbourhood.
Picture two Hijabis sitting at a popular restaurant, conversing normally and chuckling to themselves…
Hijabi1 (henceforth H1): so then I told him he was being a jerk because he refused to grow a beard.
Hijabi2 (henceforth H2): who cares, girl? You’re better off without that skinny nerd anyways.
H1: yeah I guess you may have a point…
H2: believe me…(trails off and gets a glazed look in her eyes)
Bearded man walks in…
H2: (yells) BEARD!! (note the caps, which denotes frenzied excitement)
H1 swerves her head towards the door and gives H2 a look of puzzled horror.
H1: are you okay?
H2: (breathing speedily and flushed) yes I’m fine. I was just momentarily distracted. What were you saying?
H1: “momentarily distracted”? You screamed ‘Beard’ halfway across the room!!
H2: well it was a momentous and substantial event, I had to.
H1: I don’t know you!
Bearded man quickly leaves restaurant looking frightened. Poor boy.
What a sad ending to a misadventure of H2! We at SABM are advocates of beards. However, be wary of the above situation. Yelling out “beard!” to a man may not be in your best interests if you’d like to snag him.
Perhaps a little subtlety is in order.
haha. i wonder if guys who are hijaab-crazy like you guys are beard-crazy scream hijaab when they see one. Hmm.
Very amusing, I loved it!
i’ve been laughing since the top of the page. strange thing though, i tend to avoid looking at the “beards”
I scream “Hijaabi” when I see a Hijabi 🙂 … you are welcome to psychoanalyze now